1 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,930 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:11,930 --> 00:00:13,850 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,850 --> 00:00:15,600 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,690 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:20,190 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:22,110 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,110 --> 00:00:25,230 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,230 --> 00:00:28,650 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,650 --> 00:00:32,620 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:40,620 --> 00:00:43,540 You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 11 00:00:43,540 --> 00:00:45,460 - What is it? - What happened, Bebe? 12 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:47,710 Clyde just sent me another text. 13 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:49,010 Oh! Oh! Oh! O! 14 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:50,720 Oh, what's this one say? 15 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,890 I texted him if he thought about me all the time, 16 00:00:52,890 --> 00:00:54,430 and he texted back, 17 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:56,060 "It certainly seems like all the time. 18 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:58,480 It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind. 19 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,140 Aw! Aw! Aw! A! 20 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,650 Doesn't he just send the best texts ever? 21 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:04,190 - Yeah, he does! - Sure does. 22 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:06,230 Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know 23 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:08,150 you're in love with me?" And he said, 24 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:10,240 "I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you 25 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,650 makes me feel like I'm home 26 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:13,660 and I can't imagine life without you." 27 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:15,330 - Aw! - That's so sweet! 28 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:16,660 Clyde wrote that? 29 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,250 Do you really care about me that much? 30 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,670 Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy? 31 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,460 No. Every time I send 32 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:27,420 Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji. 33 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,880 Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me. 34 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,260 Oh, he's texting back! 35 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:33,550 {\an8}"Yes, I do care about you that much. 36 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:35,720 {\an8}You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you." 37 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,560 Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! 38 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:41,640 He's a Goddamn dream boat! 39 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,790 Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today? 40 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:01,700 I'm feeling a little insecure about some things. 41 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:20,140 Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you? 42 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,390 Sure, bro. Well, um, 43 00:02:22,390 --> 00:02:24,060 Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt 44 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,230 'cause she thinks I don't care about her. 45 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,020 Uh-huh. 46 00:02:28,020 --> 00:02:30,320 And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts 47 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,150 the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's. 48 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:34,610 So, like... how do you do it? 49 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:37,070 ChatGPT, dude. 50 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:39,830 ChatGPT? Yeah, dude, 51 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:41,830 there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe 52 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:44,500 to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you. 53 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,920 People use em to write poems, write job applications, 54 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,130 but what they're really good for 55 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:49,420 is dealing with chicks. 56 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,920 Here. Check it out. 57 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,090 There's tons of ChatGPT apps for you phone. 58 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,920 So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing 59 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,590 Bebe texted me, I copy it, 60 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:58,550 then I open the GPT app, 61 00:02:58,550 --> 00:03:01,390 Click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write." 62 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,180 It just thinks for a second. 63 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:04,520 "You would look great with any length of hair! 64 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,100 Trying a new look could be fun." 65 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,940 Copy that into messages and send it off. 66 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:11,110 It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time 67 00:03:11,110 --> 00:03:12,780 because she texts me so Goddamn much. 68 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,320 "I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive." 69 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,450 Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste. 70 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,780 Send. There. 71 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,830 All done with her stupid shit. 72 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:28,210 This is a real app? 73 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:30,540 It'll completely change your life, bro. 74 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:32,750 Just, uh-- Just don't tell anybody, huh? 75 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:35,010 If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man. 76 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:56,400 ♪ Wet ink on the paper makes me nervous ♪ 77 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:59,910 ♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪ 78 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:05,240 ♪ And then, my breath and my pulse and mind ♪ 79 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,330 ♪ Quicken ♪ 80 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,750 ♪ I come alive ♪ 81 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,000 ♪ With every stroke of every letter ♪ 82 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,340 ♪ And every line you write ♪ 83 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:18,300 Keeps me awake thinking back 84 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:23,470 ♪ Oh, my first sight of you was my first heart attack ♪ 85 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:27,600 Every letter makes me lose my reason 86 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,400 Every word is like your kindest touch 87 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:35,360 How much I need you 88 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:40,200 ♪ Would you give me yourself or turn and run? ♪ 89 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:44,580 ♪ You light up desire just by describing it ♪ 90 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:48,620 ♪ I read to myself until I go blind ♪ 91 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:52,580 ♪ Your words fall around me all through the night ♪ 92 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:54,670 ♪ I can't resist and I don't want to fight ♪ 93 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:57,710 ♪ Will you be held ♪ 94 00:04:57,710 --> 00:04:59,510 ♪ Will you be touched ♪ 95 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:01,380 ♪ By my hand through this paper? ♪ 96 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:03,550 ♪ This is all too much ♪ 97 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:05,720 ♪ Will we be ravaged ♪ 98 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,560 ♪ Will we be true ♪ 99 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:11,690 ♪ To somebody perfect, somebody like you ♪ 100 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:13,730 ♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪ 101 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,770 ♪ I'm tired of learning ♪ 102 00:05:15,770 --> 00:05:17,650 ♪ I need to drink you ♪ 103 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,530 ♪ My heart has been burning ♪ 104 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,950 Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet. 105 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,290 Didn't get what? 106 00:05:27,290 --> 00:05:28,870 You asked me if I wanted 107 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,120 a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans. 108 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,750 I said a bedtime story! 109 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:33,960 Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it. 110 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,420 I'll send it to you right now. 111 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:36,840 Okay, bye! 112 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,110 Okay, children let's take our seats. 113 00:05:58,110 --> 00:05:59,860 I've graded your midterm essays, 114 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,860 and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible. 115 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:06,280 However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with. 116 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,120 There was a really great essay from Clyde 117 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,120 on the "1840s Labor Unions 118 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,460 and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution." 119 00:06:12,460 --> 00:06:14,290 Let's hear it for Clyde, kids! 120 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,380 Great work, Clyde. 121 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:18,290 Thank you. Thank you. 122 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,670 Uh-huh. 123 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:23,300 Someone who never writes good essays, Butters, 124 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,510 wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland 125 00:06:26,510 --> 00:06:29,010 and the Changing Provision of Security." 126 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:30,720 Check plus, Butters! 127 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:32,640 Oh, uh... thanks. 128 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,520 We also have another student 129 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,650 who wrote a shockingly good paper. 130 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:40,650 This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective 131 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,360 of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman! 132 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,490 Ah, yes, thank you, thank you. 133 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:52,700 And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club. 134 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:55,370 For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy 135 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:58,210 About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers." 136 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,880 Let's hear it for Stan! 137 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,600 All right, what the hell is going on?! 138 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,350 You tell me what's going on! 139 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:16,310 Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT! 140 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,230 You guys are using it to write essays, too! 141 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:19,730 Yes, we are all using it, 142 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,770 and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else 143 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:23,030 because then everyone will start using it 144 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:24,570 and Mr. Garrison will figure it out! 145 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,320 So who fucking blabbed to Stan? 146 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,660 I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend. 147 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:30,320 God damn it, Clyde! 148 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,660 You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls! 149 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:35,540 You're gonna ruin everything! 150 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:37,580 This can't be open source, you guys! 151 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,420 If everyone starts using ChatGPT, 152 00:07:39,420 --> 00:07:41,250 then we lose our unfair advantage. 153 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,700 Oh, God-fucking-damn it. 154 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,550 If they find out that we don't have to work anymore, 155 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:30,260 then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed! 156 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,090 Who's the one who first found ChatGPT 157 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:33,470 and thought to use it for essays? 158 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:34,810 Butters. Right. 159 00:08:34,810 --> 00:08:36,270 But then Butters told me about it, 160 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:38,020 and I told him not to tell anyone else! 161 00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:40,270 Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde. 162 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,060 That's right. I was a little excited. 163 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:44,230 You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else! 164 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:46,610 You really think I want Wendy finding out about this thing? 165 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,990 Fine. So we're all in it together. 166 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:51,700 But you guys need to be careful what you use it for. 167 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,490 Because once you bring girls into things, 168 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:54,780 they're gonna ruin it. 169 00:08:54,780 --> 00:08:56,490 Just like slavery. 170 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,830 Ugh. 171 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:06,250 Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick! 172 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,010 What's the matter? 173 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:10,800 Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time! 174 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,300 I have to read em' all and comment on each one of them. 175 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,890 Jesus Christ. Something's changed, 176 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:18,640 and now a few of the kids are writing these really long, 177 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,480 detailed essays. I don't know what's going on. 178 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,560 I guess I've taught them really well, 179 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,400 maybe a bit too well. 180 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,860 Uh, yeah... 181 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:29,690 Have you ever heard of ChatGPT? 182 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:32,700 ChatGPWhoza what? The fuck is that? 183 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,910 There's a few apps now, really. But see? 184 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:36,780 It has AI and takes any subject matter 185 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:38,160 and can instantly give you 186 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,160 whatever kind of content you want. 187 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,710 Wait a minute... 188 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:45,290 There's an app that anyone can use 189 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:47,920 that does all the thinking and writing for you? 190 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,380 Yeah. 191 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,380 Well, this is gonna be amazing! 192 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:53,010 I can use it to grade all my papers, 193 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,180 and no one will ever know! 194 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,680 Uh, yeah, sure. 195 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,600 I'll just type the title of the essay in, 196 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,890 and it'll generate a comment, 197 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,930 and I don't even have to read the stupid things! 198 00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:03,690 Yeah, and then you'll have more free time. 199 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,730 Oh, this is great. Thanks so much! 200 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:09,570 Just got to make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky 201 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:11,030 Oh, and-- and, hey, Rick? 202 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,490 Yeah? 203 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:15,030 Thanks for all the replies to my texts today. 204 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:16,570 They were really supportive. 205 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:20,040 Oh. Yeah. Sure thing. 206 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,090 This place is good, right? 207 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,260 Yeah, it's really good. 208 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,890 Well, I know it's not much, 209 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,680 but I just wanted to take you out somewhere 210 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,470 to say thanks, Stan. 211 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,020 For stepping up and working on communication 212 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,430 when I asked you to. 213 00:10:43,430 --> 00:10:45,940 Oh, that's cool. 214 00:10:45,940 --> 00:10:48,150 The things we've talked about, Stan, 215 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:50,110 it's really helping me. 216 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:53,900 I don't feel so alone and misunderstood. 217 00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:56,490 I've been so scared for so long to tell anyone 218 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,990 what happened to me when I was six. 219 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:01,700 Yeah. 220 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,620 everything you had to say about it was just right. 221 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,830 It really changed the way I think about the whole thing. 222 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,670 Yeah. 223 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,220 And when you said the same thing happened to you, I-- 224 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,590 I couldn't believe it. 225 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:18,590 Were you at home when it happened? 226 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,470 Yep. 227 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:22,390 We can't dwell on those things. 228 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,140 You're right about a lot of stuff. 229 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:27,100 There was just that one thing I don't understand. 230 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,440 About the boating accident in Switzerland? 231 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,900 The boating accident in Switzerland... 232 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,440 was tough. 233 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,950 I thought you said it was great. 234 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:39,410 It was great. And very tough. 235 00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:43,370 But how did it cause the thing with your cousin? 236 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,790 Oh, shit. What time is it? 237 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,330 It's a little after 4:00. 238 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,620 Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home 239 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,960 right at a little after 4:00. 240 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,630 Sorry, Wendy. I-I gotta get going. 241 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:53,500 No, no, no, that's totally okay. I gotta get going, too. 242 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,590 Okay, cool. 243 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:58,130 Thank you so much, Stan. 244 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,350 Thank you for being the only real thing in my life. 245 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:11,810 Shit. 246 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,730 "Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song. 247 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:18,700 A melody stuck in my head so long. 248 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,620 I can't help but smile when I hear it said-- 249 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,290 Bebe, the name always in my head." 250 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,580 Oh, God, so obvious. 251 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,330 "I dream of spending my days with you, Bebe. 252 00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:32,460 In South Park or anywhere that maybay. 253 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,000 Talking, laughing, just being together." 254 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,500 Beruhre meinen korper ♪ 255 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,960 "In a dream I hope will last forever." 256 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,590 Excuse me, Mr. Garrison? 257 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,050 Beruhre meinen korper ♪ 258 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:42,340 Mr. Garrison?! 259 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,930 Oh, yeah. What? 260 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,600 I'm sorry, but I need to address your class really quick. 261 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,600 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead. 262 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:53,310 M'kay, kids, I need to discuss a very serious matter. 263 00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:56,650 There is a rumor going around that someone at this school 264 00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:01,320 is using open AI technology to do their work. 265 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,830 Well, that's crazy! Who would do that? 266 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,460 Now, I know that everyone at this school is honest, 267 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,420 hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't-- 268 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:18,090 wouldn't even want to use this "ChatGBD." 269 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,470 ChatGPT! 270 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:22,380 Oh, m'kay, but the school board 271 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:24,550 has decided to call in a company 272 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:26,680 that can detect AI in schoolwork 273 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,520 and make sure nobody here is cheating. 274 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,390 They-- They are gonna what? 275 00:13:31,390 --> 00:13:34,270 So we're just gonna collect all the school work that we can-- 276 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 277 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,650 And we are gonna have them analyzed 278 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,570 for any AI contributions, m'kay? 279 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:40,530 Well, those are-- those aren't, uh, quite ready. 280 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:41,860 Don't worry. We'll get these all back to you 281 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,410 after the testers look through them. 282 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:45,120 M'kay, kids, sorry for the intrusion. 283 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,870 Get back to your day. M'kay. 284 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,330 God fucking dammit! 285 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,710 I told you guys this was gonna happen! 286 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:52,920 What are we gonna do?! 287 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,420 There's nothing we can do. It's over! 288 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:55,880 We've lost our unfair advantage. 289 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,420 That's not what's important. 290 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,090 If they find out I've been using open AI for class, 291 00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,760 Wendy's gonna know I've been using it with her, 292 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,260 and it's gonna crush her! 293 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:04,390 Dude, same. Bebe's gonna fucking kill me. 294 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,890 And who's fault is that, you guys? 295 00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:07,720 I told you that once you bring women into things, 296 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,100 they ruin it just like they did slavery. 297 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,480 Okay, Eric, could you explain 298 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,060 exactly how women ruined slavery? 299 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,520 No, I can't, because I can't use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore 300 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:16,770 'cause we got fuckin' busted! 301 00:14:16,770 --> 00:14:18,270 Look, maybe-- 302 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,530 maybe this AI-detection technology won't work. 303 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,320 It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. 304 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,950 Cat is out of the bag now! 305 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,320 This was supposed to be our thing 306 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,700 for us to get ahead, but now-- 307 00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:32,160 God dammit, get the fuck out of here! 308 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:37,630 M'kay, I'm just a little confused. 309 00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:40,800 You think we shouldn't have the kids' schoolwork analyzed 310 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,840 for using AI writing apps? 311 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550 Look, it's just-- 312 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260 it's really unfair to the kids. 313 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,680 I mean, what are we saying? That we don't trust them? 314 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,470 I mean, geez! 315 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:53,810 But don't you think if kids aren't writing their own papers, 316 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:54,980 we should know? 317 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,770 Oh, what are people afraid of? 318 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,150 That AI is gonna replace real writers? 319 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,570 That Hollywood is gonna become 320 00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,570 just a bland recycling of old ideas? 321 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,150 It already is! AI might help it! 322 00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:07,360 Well, I don't know what you want me to do. 323 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,620 Mr. Mackey, the technician 324 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,160 from the school advisory board 325 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,290 just pulled into the parking lot. 326 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:31,350 Someone here using AI technology to do their classwork?! 327 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:35,310 If there is ChatGPT being used here, 328 00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,190 I will find it. 329 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:38,690 Shadowbane! Fly! 330 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:50,910 Uh, hello. 331 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,830 I'm the counselor here at South Park Elementary. 332 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:56,000 This is one of our teachers, Mr. Garrison. 333 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,960 I... 334 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,040 have been hired by the Park Country School Board 335 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,960 to determine if any students 336 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,380 are using generative AI technology to do their work. 337 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,760 Uh, yes, we're excited to work with you. 338 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,510 We have a lot of great students here. 339 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,890 It only takes one student. 340 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,140 And then it spreads like a cancer. 341 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,480 Come, Shadowbane! 342 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,730 Let us find this ChatGPT-using cheater! 343 00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:38,460 I'm gonna get fired. That's it. 344 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,170 Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you? 345 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,670 Oh, is it important, Stan? 346 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,170 'Cause I'm kinda dealing with some stuff right now. 347 00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,130 Yes, it is important. 348 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:51,390 You know, when you've done something wrong, 349 00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:52,550 sometimes the best thing to do 350 00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,760 is just come out and admit it. 351 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,100 Okay. 352 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,690 Okay, you're right. How did you find out? 353 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,690 Clyde told me about it. 354 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,610 I came to you because if they find something out about me, 355 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,980 and you punish me, 356 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,070 it's gonna really hurt Wendy. 357 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,450 I don't wanna punish anyone, Stan. 358 00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:14,030 I completely understand. 359 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,450 Sure, I think most the world does. 360 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:18,950 I mean, why does it matter who uses AI apps? 361 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,750 It's just like having a good writer's assistant. 362 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,460 Yeah, like a good writer's assistant. 363 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,630 Yeah! I mean, you're still the one 364 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:28,050 taking the time to, like, push the buttons and stuff. 365 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,550 Yeah! So you really don't think 366 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:31,050 Wendy would be upset that I used ChatGPT 367 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,010 to respond to her texts? 368 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,800 Hold on. People can use it 369 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,470 to respond to other people's texts?! 370 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:47,230 Rick! That lying piece of shit! 371 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:48,610 But we were just saying it was understandable-- 372 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:50,530 No! This is totally different! 373 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:53,660 Whoever uses it for messages is a fuckin' monster! 374 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:58,490 M'kay, everyone, please just stay calm. 375 00:17:58,490 --> 00:17:59,950 They got him! 376 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,580 They found the kid that's been using AI apps. 377 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:06,170 Get back! Get back, all of you. 378 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:09,000 I have the student isolated inside. 379 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,590 W-What exactly have you found? 380 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550 We went through thousands of papers. 381 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,180 But then Shadowbane detected Chatbot writing 382 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,100 in this student's phone. 383 00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:22,560 There, you see? She's going crazy. 384 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,850 Oh, no. 385 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,650 What is going on? 386 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,280 Oh, God. No, no, no, no. 387 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,700 The GPT stuff on her phone didn't come from her. 388 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:36,120 Keep all the children back, Mackey. 389 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,410 We can't let it spread! 390 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:40,580 I will go inside and get her confession. 391 00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:01,310 You have been cheating on your schoolwork. 392 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,060 No, I haven't. Say it! 393 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,390 You have used ChatGPT to write your essays for you. 394 00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,940 Now humble yourself before the school! 395 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,730 I write my own essays. 396 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,400 I don't know what to do. 397 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,030 I'm not creative enough to think of a way out of this. 398 00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,030 Wait. That's it. 399 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,100 Female AI voice: Once upon a time, 400 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,270 there was a boy named Stan who lived in South Park. 401 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,690 Stan loved his girlfriend very much, 402 00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:52,480 but lately he hadn't been truthful with her. 403 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,480 One day, when Stan got to school, 404 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,700 he was approached by his best friend. 405 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,860 Dude, did you hear what happened to your girlfriend? 406 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,200 No, what about her? 407 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,030 Dude, she got caught cheating on her essay. 408 00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:05,580 Just then, Stan noticed a commotion down the hallway. 409 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,250 This student is going to jail for cheating. 410 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,790 Drugs are bad, m'kay? 411 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:13,250 Hold it right there! 412 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,210 Look, everyone, we can't blame people who are using ChatGPT. 413 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,670 It's not their fault. 414 00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:19,180 Well, whose fault is it? 415 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:20,640 I'll tell you who. 416 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,890 It's the giant tech companies who took open AI, 417 00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:24,930 packaged it, monetized it, and pushed it out to all of us 418 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:26,930 as fast as they could in order to get ahead. 419 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:29,140 Open AI is so powerful that it has to be something 420 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,400 that everyone can use, control, and contribute to. 421 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,320 Or else AI will be controlled by corporations 422 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,480 who just want an unfair advantage like Cartman does. 423 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,780 Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew! 424 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,360 We don't want big corporations 425 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,280 deciding what's ethical and acceptable for AI. 426 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,700 We were all taken advantage of, 427 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,330 and that's why my girlfriend would totally understand 428 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,330 that I used ChatGPT to respond to her texts. 429 00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:48,000 That's right! 430 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Well, I guess we can let you go now, ma'am. 431 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,340 I will find these tech companies who are trying to use open AI 432 00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:55,590 for their own gains, and I will stop them! 433 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:59,050 M'kay, kids, I think we can all go home, m'kay? 434 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,550 Female AI voice: Everyone was happy, 435 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,850 and Stan's girlfriend completely forgave him. 436 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,260 Thanks for saving me, Stan. 437 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:07,470 You're welcome, sweetheart. 438 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,060 Class dismissed! 439 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,140 Yay! 440 00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:20,070 Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. 441 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530 Yeah, but... 442 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,780 I'm still really not sure what just happened. 443 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:25,490 Well, now at least we know that sometimes 444 00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:26,790 a good ol' thumbs up from a human 445 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,660 is better than a machine-generated lie. 446 00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:31,000 Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan. 447 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,790 I love you. 448 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:35,750 Dude, how did you pull all that off? 449 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,840 ChatGPT, dude.